So my boyfriend started singing Do You Want to Build a Snowman, but he started with “Do you want to build a car, dude? Come on, let’s go workout” and decided that he was going to make his own manly musical called Brozen
*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
What could go wrong?
WINCHESTER STARTER KIT
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
this post turned out really weird